Rewritten Rock Nursery Rhymes...

I got the idea in my head, and when I get an idea in my head, I have to write! (Or at least, act on it!) More are probably yet to come. Enjoy the weirdness...

Black Veil Brides - "Bobby Shaftoe"

Andy Sixx went out to sea
Ashley Purdy on his knee
Left behind was poor CC
Not a sweet blasphemy!

Jake and Jinxx were in command
Jasmine waiting on the sand
Knives and Pens were close at hand
Waiting for her Andy!

Black Veil Brides finished thier tour
Got back at quarter to four
Hand in hand and fancy free
Jasmine married Andy!

(Jasmine, if you want me to take it down, I will!)

My Chemical Romance - "Old McDonald"

Old McGerard Had a farm
E - I - E - I - O!
And on his farm he had a Killjoy!
E - I - E - I - O!
With a Na - Na here
And a Na - Na there
Here a Na!
There a Na!
Everywhere a Na - Na - Na!
Old McGerard had a farm
E - I - E - I - O!

My Chemical Romance - Goldilocks and the house of the bears (this has interchangeable endings!)

When... Mikey Way went to he House of the Wolves
What did his brown eyes see?
A Killjoy with a teenager
A Killjoy with Cancer
A Killjoy with his Mama
And that was all...
HE...
... RAN AWAY!
... SHOT THEM ALL! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
... BECAME DISENCHANTED!
... TOOK DROWNING LESSONS!
... WAS NOT OKAY!
(Select one or make up your own!)

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