Random Quotes...

These are mostly friends and family, and they're mainly when me and my friends are hyper or being sarcastic.
anyway...

~ Ray! That's not toilet paper, that's a hedgehog!

~ Frankie, I hate to tell you this, but that's a glowstick, not a knife.

~ Gerard, put that down, that's NOT mayonnaise...

~ Frankie! Don't put that in your coffee! That's NOT MILK!!!

~ MIKEY! THAT'S NOT GLUE!!!

~ Ray, that's a toilet brush, not a hairbrush.

~ Ray, I'm cutting up VEGETABLES, not THAT! That's not going in the mince!

~ Gerard, that's a lampshade, not a hat.

~ Gerard, that's a pencil sharpener, not a pot of paint.

~ Mikey, that's a snake, not a hosepipe.

~ PINK POST-IT NOTES!!!!

~ Je danse avec les ananas roses.

~ I like pink pineapples.

~ White sticky stuff comes out of Gerard's sausage. (IT WAS MEANT IN A COMPLETELY INNOCENT MANNER!!!!!!!!!)

~ Tu j'adore, Ray Toro!

~ I know my limits - married men are NOT available!!!

~ Mon partenaire ideal serait comme Gerard Way. (That went into my french oral exam!!!!!!!!!)

~ J'adore insanité!!!

~ Ou est mon dinosaure glittaire?

~ I hate it when the men in white coats take away my glittery dinosaurs that I left outside of Tesco!

~ All men have 11 fingers. (Think about it... MEN...)

~ Ray, put your shield down.
   We said sheild not shirt!
    He can as far as I'm concerned!
   We said shirt not shorts!

~ Pineapples ate the ninas!
   The cabbages they waltzed across the sand!
    Pizzas did the cancan!
    But Anakin he chased them with a canon!

~ Ray, that's NOT Tippex...

~ Crestfallen soul, Rest for this night
    Love is here, right in under my wings

~ I'm completely sane - the glittery dinosaurs told me so!

~ Pink Paper Pineapple Ninjas!

~ Nink Naper Nineapple Pinjas!

~ My Chemical Romance hit an All Time Low when the Black Veil Brides went Bowling for Soup.

~ Gravity didn't mean much tot hose lads in the black parade, who, while not okay, will carry on...

~ Kyrie Elysion! I wanna be a rockstar in the House of Wolves with my Mama, but I don't wanna misss a thing and DUDE! He looks like a lady that's Numb and Breaking the Habit so Walk This Way with Teenagers.

~ The teenagers are dead from cancer in the house of wolves as mama gives out the welcome to the black parade. Because of the blood, I don't Love you like I did yesterday. I just wish that you would sing 'Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us!' Oh, na na na, you do realise that we are the kids from yeaterday, that we are not okay, and we want vampire money so we can buy party poison so that we can sleep.

~ The fallen angels walk this way while they dig, but in the end, how you remind me in a photograph that the morticians daughter will always stitch these wounds with me tonight while she sleeps, nursing her perfect weapon.

~ One confession - Jared Leto!!! (Inside Joke)

~ So gimme all your poison
    And gimme all your pills
    And gimme all your hopeless hearts and MAKE ME ILL!
    You're running after something that you'll never kill
    If this i9s what you want the FIRE AT WILL!!!

~ I'm completely content to be the baby's highchair.

~ I am the moonchild, and I live on 22 Acacia Avenue, which is somewhere in the realms of Paschendale. My parents are the rainmaker and mother russia, and I learned the dance of death at a young age. I am close friends with the wrathchild, who has a fear of the dark, the journeyman and tailgunner, and we are the children of the damned.

Never in my wildest dreams, my most infinite dreams, had I known of the evil that men do, that the clairvoyant told me through the prophecy... the trooper, you see... he was a man on the edge, so to speak. He came from a time of wasted years, and it had not played well on him, wasting love on the women in uniform. Confused and betrayed, he dialled the number of the beast and asked the lord of the flies himself ' Can I play with madness?' Enraged by his refusal, he made a bet with the angel and the gambler that the sign of the cross woould go up in holy smoke when the wicker man burned. Many revelations then proved that he was wrong, and so when everyone was distracted by the flight of icarus, he made his escape. No, he was not running free. He had to be quick or be dead. He had to run silent, run deep and run to the hills. Then, of course, the seventh son of a seventh son noticed his absence, and because of the virus that he was suffering, he sent the assassin after him. There were aces high: he was the phantom of the opera, and with himn on the case, there is no prayer for the dying. This was the public ewnema number one. Just like he will bring your daughter to the slaughter, you know it's all over when he announces 'Hallowed be thy Name'. He is a powerslave, he ensuers that only the good die young and he recites the rime of the ancient mariner as he works. When he has his hooks in you, you know that you will die with your boots on.

It is 2 minuetes to midnight now, and I must go to my iron maiden, my bed and place of slumber. We are coming to futureal times, and I am afraid to shoot strangers. But a time of no more lies is coming. A time where these clolurs don't run. A brave new world is dawning. Here is our fates warning...    (ok, this was me wasting my time, trying to compile all of the iron maiden hits that I could think of into my paragraph thingies and got carried away... as I do... I think that there's something like 57 hits in there...)

~ We're chucking cocks at each other!!!  (and we were... SHUTTLEcocks...)

~ I've just thought of how GEEKY we are. We're discussing our favourite elements on the periodic table!!! (mine are zinc, lithium, helium and sodium, if you wondered)

~ Well at least I don't think with my penis! (I have no idea WHAT made me say that...)

~ What, like racist sheep?

~ Le harciot verts. (there you go billy, just for you! btw, what is sexy about those words?)